August 2, 2007; Hollywood.

Variety revealed today that Cape Town based production company ZenHQ is a hoax, and that its founder Chris Roland doesn’t really exist. In an unprecedented turn of events, the shocking discovery has Hollywood insiders speculating that projects Roland has been involved in might also be hoaxes.

MPAA President Dan Glickman has launched an investigation into the Roland projects Tunnel Rats, Stander, Hotel Rwanda, Charlie Jade and others to determine if they were actually produced or imagined.

Dr. E.J. Hamish, head of UCLA’s Psychology Department, says "If the projects were imagined it is the worse case of mass delusion since the Bush presidency".

Showtime and HBO are already in a bidding war over the TV rights. Hollywood’s top agents are scrambling to secure the coveted role for clients that are also believed not to exist. Stars hinted at so far include…

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